Classy neighbor is classy

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 08/12/2018 at 14:32 • Filed to: None

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“Comin in hot!! Pullin out wet!!”

The only thing that would make it better is if he was one of those big fat hairy guys with chains that refuses to wear a top mowing his lawn...oh he his one of those guys? at least he keeps his place nice.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2018 at 14:41

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[raises hand]

I admit I don't understand the gist of this post. Are you irked by the boat bring parked beyond his gates?

LOREM IPSUM > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2018 at 14:41

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Can’t buy class, or taste.

Can buy a decent lawnmower though, apparently.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/12/2018 at 14:43

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[squints]

Oh.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2018 at 14:44

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RIP property values

HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/12/2018 at 14:45

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yeah...that.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/12/2018 at 14:47

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Noooooooo

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2018 at 14:48

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Is this Provo?!

HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/12/2018 at 14:54

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Man are you kidding?! They’d be run out of town on a rail. Plus being my neighbor that would mean I would also live there * shudders*. Utah valley is weird and even the good mormons living elsewhere know it. 

For Sweden > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2018 at 14:54

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Why are Utah people so salty about enjoying time on the lake

Ash78, voting early and often > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2018 at 14:58

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Isn’t this the part where Uma Thurman escapes from the boat and takes it on her mission?

HammerheadFistpunch > For Sweden 08/12/2018 at 14:59

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U m, cause it’s the great salt   lake?

HammerheadFistpunch > Ash78, voting early and often 08/12/2018 at 15:00

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Uma Thurman would class up the joint. Unknown if the owner is named Buck

RT > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2018 at 15:02

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Shamoononon drives like a farmer > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2018 at 15:03

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I bet he smells really bad, just sayin’.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2018 at 15:06

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My brother loves Provo compared to neighboring suburbs , but he lives in a really nice cul-de-sac (not gated or anything, just quiet and high up). His love stems from not wanting to make his commute worse. I got another somewhere not too far away... Lehi I think?

HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/12/2018 at 15:08

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It’s not that there aren’t regular folks that   live there... But so many odd balls also live there.

EngineerWithTools > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2018 at 15:08

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Mmmm.... Corsa Captain’s Call exhaust. Switch from a quiet bubbles to loud burbles at the flick of a switch.

(I think a mandatory  risqué name is boating rule #3 .)

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2018 at 15:10

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No you go in when it’s wet, and pull out when you cum.

Guy can’t even make dirty jokes that make since. 

HammerheadFistpunch > EngineerWithTools 08/12/2018 at 15:11

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Was down at lake Powell years ago listening in on channel 16 when “fudge packer” was calling for “ram it all in”. Thought it was stupid people making a funny but sure enough when we went to the marina for supplies there was “ fudge packer” and “ ram it all in” moored near each other. That’s not even clever... Just gross.

For Sweden > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2018 at 15:23

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big if true

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2018 at 15:34

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10/10 there is a “ send nudes” sticker on his truck.

HammerheadFistpunch > For Sweden 08/12/2018 at 15:39

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In a side note. Im none bit salty about spending time on the lake. Just spent a week on the lake... Am sad to be home

Side side note: ou r boat does not have a name.

Longtime Lurker > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2018 at 16:11

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How high was that drone?

HammerheadFistpunch > Longtime Lurker 08/12/2018 at 16:13

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Like, so high man.

But somewhere around 300 feet agl

The Snowman > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2018 at 16:23

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Oh god,  I didn’t realize it was on the boat until I thought “there is nothing wrong with this picture” and zoomed way in. 

wafflesnfalafel > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2018 at 16:59

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yeah - both together like that just sounds creepy... Either half might work individually, (especially w/o the exclamation...)  Nice boat though.

Can I suggest we may have a perfect trumpster cabinet candidate here ? (Or would that piss off too many people... ha ha, it’s funny joke... )

DipodomysDeserti > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/12/2018 at 18:41

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The guy who puts this on his boat doesn’t know what foreplay is, which is the  only way he’s going to make anything wet.

DipodomysDeserti > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2018 at 18:43

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His kid must go to ASU

shop-teacher > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2018 at 19:28

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I'm always amused when people fit their stereotype.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2018 at 20:29

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Truth in advertising rules would change that to "No Class, Fat Arse".

SWITAWI > HammerheadFistpunch 08/13/2018 at 13:28

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Two boats one lake, eh?